tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-112612902011-11-27T19:10:56.642-05:00Thanks for stopping by. This is my repository. All feedback is welcome, though a response is not guaranteed.RelaxPartyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652777874388401037noreply@blogger.comBlogger261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11261290.post-68530214247817334962008-11-10T07:26:00.001-05:002008-11-10T07:28:51.821-05:00

I hate moving, but I found something worth trying out.http://mattparadiso.tumblr.com/It's where I'm at now.Look at it as twitter meets blogger.I won't be posting on here again for a while, possibly ever again.If you'd like to keep up, go here: http://mattparadiso.tumblr.com/See you on the dark side of the moon...

RelaxPartyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652777874388401037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11261290.post-15194931241915879442008-04-26T07:27:00.003-05:002008-04-26T07:33:51.416-05:00

Too much has happened in the past two years…I look back on some of these entries and laugh now.Ultimately, my only hope is that I have changed for the better.In most aspects of my life, I think I have.To catch the story up to speed, I offer the following “Condensed Soup” version of the past 17 months.The ex-roommate fell in “love” with some guy, they had a baby, and he thinks its mine. She has

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It has been a while since I wrote on here. Veterans Day was on the 11th and the entire country didn’t notice. The elections are over and the Dems took over.It’s done. Now, for the complicated part.We, as a country, need to stay on top of these fuckers to make sure that the moderates don’t start to slip on over to the dark side and pass tax cuts for the rich and screw the rest of us non-rich

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First, thank you to the troops who died in the service of our country. Your sacrifices will truly never be forgotten.On to my reasoning for the "Memorial" day posting.While everyone is enjoying their cook-outs and day off, I would like to draw a bit of attention to the issues surrounding why we celebrate "Memorial" day.The idea is to remember those of us who choose to dedicate their lives to

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Two posts in one day will spoil you folks for sure.I am moving. It is official.Not really going all that far away, about a mile around the corner. Still, its the first move I have made since I came to Georgia, not including the six or so months I lived with my uncle but kept most of my shit in the house I moved to.Big deal for me as well as I seem to have developed some sort of weight-related

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That is all.Much love,

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My aunt from my father's side and my father are in town for my sister's alleged graduation from high school. The only problem with that is this is the first time that they have spoken face to face in about 15-20 years. Wonderful families that we all have, innit?I have my aunt and my dad here with me at my house. They have spent the last few hours speaking to one another, a welcome respite from

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I borrowed the title from a bar that used to have its sign high on the building it was in. It just happened to be near a bridge that my family and I crossed quite frequently as a kid. It was always a place that I wanted to go, not knowing that it was actually an oxymoron.My classes are over. I have opted out of the summer term due to a lack of funds. Not to mention it will give me some time to

RelaxPartyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652777874388401037noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11261290.post-1146730121966623002006-05-04T03:02:00.000-05:002006-11-11T03:24:48.336-05:00

While looking around the web this morning, I was saddened to find this little tidbit to the left. Please note that over three-fourths of the respondants in my age group believe that English is the world's most spoken primary language.English. The same language this is in. As though China's 1,306,313,812 CHINESE SPEAKERS don't fucking exist.That's all I have for now.Much love.

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I hate being a procrastinator. I have been waiting to write my speech for public speaking class all week. I waited to do 3 units of biology until the day before it was due.I am flustered from work. I always feel that somehow, there is something I am missing. I really have a hard time understanding why 200 people show up to collect a paycheck and go home. Really.Its over and another day is

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I want to make sure that I have this straight.The Parents Television Council, a family advocacy group, wants to make sure that all parents have the ability to pick and choose what programming their children see by allowing parents to pick and choose the channels that they have available.This has been available for years now. It is what the “common folk” refer to as a VCR.This not-so-new

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Apolitical. At least I'm not feeling it now.It has been 25 days since the beginning of 2006. WooHoo.Ok, on to the meat and potatoes.School marches on. I am actually supposed to be writing a paper. Thanks to Uncle Bob for getting me the link for the new Email Icon on your right. I have embedded a link to open your mail program and send me a message. Use it at your own risk. Also linked to the

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Update 2005.This is my year in review.The beginning of the year was full of work. Nothing major there, although sprint did manage to fix the text messaging on my phone in February.My birthday came and went with very little purpose.Jaina, (my girl,) graduated from the University of South Carolina at Aiken in Aiken, SC, with a damn near 4.0 GPA and was one of the major inspirations behind my return

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I know that this is a little bit different than I normally do, but I am feeling a bit different.I am back to school. Major is psychology for now, although I have given some serious thought to the prospect of getting into law school. Someday...Things at work are the dame as always. Things never look bright when you are surrounded by dim bulbs. Hey, I like that. Feel free to use it wherever you

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What Happens When White People Run EverythingAnd You Are Poor Chapter 5 I often sit and wonder what the case would be if another race had settled the US first. Would we be New Harare? Or maybe Mogadishu York? Its not that far off from reality; it just never worked out that way. It has been a while, and i have actually been productive. I will update again soon. Didn't want to make it 6 full

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You Are the one I needed to seeSection 8I am writing this from a hotel in Atlanta. I currently have no service on my cell phone. Thank you, Sprint. Thank you so very much.I went to two graduations this week. One was for my girl. The other one was for her friend. Both of them are from Africa and had the, should I say, opportunity to come to the US to go to school here. My girl graduated Magna Cum

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And You Will Know By the Trail of the DeadChapter 16I finally made it back to the beach yesterday. Took my girl with me. Went to Myrtle Beach, SC. I am so used to the beaches back in Connecticut, I almost overlooked the beauty of the South Carolina coast. Piers, surfers, seagulls. Why do I have to live so far inland?My birthday was on Friday. Enjoying eating out at a local Japanese steakhouse

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Las Vegas NightsLyrics By MattI'm sorry again. I didn't mean to neglect you all for so long. It's just....It's just that sometimes I have no energy. I take that back. It's just that I have been doing other things and haven't had time for this because it wasn't a PRIORITY.The truth shall set you free.I am just about done with my training for the week.I am absolutely amazed at the capacity of some

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And So It GoesChapter 15Something dawns on me today, around 12:00pm.All that I believe about my fellow co-workers has come crashing down.I have been under the now misguided illusion that all customer service representatives acted and performed about half as well as I did. I have the #2 customer satisfaction results and the #1 positive customer feedback in my call center. Editor's note: There are

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This I Promise YouVerse 5Sorry about the absence over the weekend. Had to "get away from it all" and so I went to Atlanta. As I clear my throat, I am about to make an apology.I would like to apologize to those people who may have heard me say that Atlanta sucks. It still does, don't get me wrong, but it provided me with an excellent escape from my absent-minded trappings where I am. The city is

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Those Who Throw StonesPart 2Perhaps what we need is a little commentary on everyone's favorite "alleged" child molester, Michael. After his television appearance which showed him walking into the courthouse dressed up in pajamas, his accuser testified, just as they have been for what seems like months now, that he gave them alcohol while they were spending time with him at his luxurious Neverland

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From the Bottom of the AstrayParts 72 & 73Written By Special Guest WriterPhil McCrackenMy one shot at stardom. Matt has graciously allowed me to blog in his absence. I guess all of his talk about going on vacation finally made him insane. Last I heard, he took his girl away to some secluded place, aka. Atlanta.He left me to write because he knows I write some compelling stuff. He's a little rough

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It's ComingPart 6Just in case you haven't noticed, my dear republican counterparts, I will borrow a phrase from CarryABigSticker.com We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them. News reports announcing Hezbollah has amped up its efforts to recruit and the FBI believes Al-Quaeda ops are moving in from Mexico through loopholes in our national security, prove that maybe, just maybe, we

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I wasn't aware that office workers also had to be able to install ceiling tiles in the same office that they work in.I spent the better part of this morning prepping ceiling tiles to be hung in the open spots of our area of my call center. Measure, cut, try to fit, cut some more, etc. ad nauseum. Standing on top of all of those desks made me pretty happy though because for a few hours, I didn't

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The Beginning is Really the EndChapter 1So......After a very eventful season opener of Deadwood on HBO, I am more than ready for the coming season. Swearingon has more coming to him after the preview of the next episode was seen at the end. I hope that this series continues on for a long time. It'll be one of the only reasons I keep HBO if I ever leave my job.I'm going to keep away from my

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This is my favorite part. The intro post. If you were attracted by the lead-ins, now I have you by the balls.I did this a while back, but another site kept deleting it on me, so, after a 3 year absence, here I go again.Welcome to a Psychologist's Wet Dream.A world filled with customers pissed off about their cable, bills, and lack of paying their cable bills on time.A world filled with people who

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